june number one

unfortunately I am back. and this is my weekly report.

June 9

i attend my therapy session virtually so i can juul

i’m addicted to twitter

i skip my gynecology appointment

oedipus rex

June 10

i skip my gynecology appointment

i see so many people i know and drink a lot of beer

June 11

betty draper’s father says “you’re a house cat, you’re very important and have little to do.”

June 12

at the reading i think of last names that would hyphenate well with mine

japanese and russian, but all the examples i can think of are stupid

karamazov

katsuragi

i learn that asking someone to build your bed frame is a proposal

i’m convinced that i’m doomed to celibacy until i get a second pillow.

June 13

i go to muji and buy the second pillow.

i want the moon to be yellow tonight.

i think i will see people i kind of know but not really.

i will watch daria and spill lentil soup on my bed sheets.

we’re at winnie’s and i have a song in my heart but they don’t play it sad face

wouldn’t it be nice?

June 14

i want to make a poster that says

DO NOT MAKE ME A PART OF YOUR MAGICAL GIRL HUMILIATION RITUAL